Back to the Salt Mines

I'm spending this week emotionally preparing myself for the return to work (well, at least for 90 days). During my first few months in Los Angeles I actually daydreamed about someone like Lindsey Lohan hitting me with her car, with the resulting minor injuries, quiet settlement, and prolonged economic feedom. Interestingly, I came across similar fantasies here:
http://utterlyboring.com/archives/2004/04/22/we_all_hate_work.php

At least those at the top have time to breed for the rest of us:
http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2007/08/06/big_families/